Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret Hill

E1 11 novembre 2001 22 min 9,7

Bobby Goes Nuts

Bobby goes from bullied to bully after learning a counterattack move in a self-defense class--for women.

E2 9 décembre 2001 22 min 9,0

Soldier of Misfortune

After an accident at his gun club destroys Dale's confidence, Peggy proposes sending him on a bogus mercenary mission, which he fouls up.

E3 12 décembre 2001 22 min 7,0

Lupe's Revenge

A female cop gets a hankerin' for Hank; Peggy accidentally brings back a native child after a school field trip to Mexico.

E4 16 décembre 2001 22 min 7,3

The Father, the Son, and J.C.

Hank's emotional outburst pushes him further from his father, so Bobby drafts Jimmy Carter to broker a Christmas peace.

E5 6 janvier 2002 22 min 6,0

Father of the Bribe

After Bobby feigns taking Connie's father's bribe to break up with her, Connie lets her grades slip to show how upset she is without him.

E6 10 février 2002 22 min 6,0

I'm With Cupid

Bobby adjusts to his breakup with Connie, until Bill's depressing experiences break his spirit. So Hank sends him to ladies' man Boomhauer.

E7 17 février 2002 22 min 7,3

Torch Song Hillogy

Peggy nominates Bobby to carry the Olympic torch through Arlen, but it's Hank who wins the honor--and bungles it.

E8 24 février 2002 22 min 6,7

Joust Like a Woman

Peggy leads a troupe of "wenches" to protest their unfair treatment at the Renaissance Faire, where Hank is trying to land a big-money propane account.

E9 24 février 2002 22 min 9,0

The Bluegrass Is Always Greener

Hank and the boys recruit Connie for a bluegrass fiddle contest, but Kahn insists that she focus on classical music.

E10 3 mars 2002 22 min 6,5

The Substitute Spanish Prisoner

A con man offers "genius" Peggy an at-home doctorate course, which she finances with the Hills' retirement fund.

E11 10 mars 2002 22 min 7,5

Unfortunate Son

Cotton's financially strapped VFW group moves into Hank's home, prompting Hank to recruit Vietnam vets, to whom Cotton doesn't exactly cotton.

E12 17 mars 2002 22 min 5,5

Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret Hill

Unable to find a full-time teaching job, Peggy pretends to be a nun to land a position at a Catholic school, ending her budding career at Strickland Propane.

E13 31 mars 2002 22 min 8,0

Tankin' It to the Streets

After learning the Army used him as a guinea pig for an experimental drug, Bill gets drunk and steals a tank. And it's up to his friends to try to return it.

E14 7 avril 2002 22 min 5,0

Of Mice and Little Green Men

When Hank and Dale find more interest in the activities of the other's son, Dale concludes he's not Joseph's father--and that an alien is.

E15 14 avril 2002 22 min 7,5

A Man Without a Country Club

Kahn covets membership in an all-Asian country club, but it's Hank who's asked to join--as a token white to secure a PGA tournament.

E16 14 avril 2002 22 min 8,3

Beer and Loathing

Peggy gets a job at Alamo Beer, but a clause in her contract prevents her from telling Hank why Texas is completely devoid of the brew for the next 36 hours.

E17 21 avril 2002 22 min 8,0

Fun with Jane and Jane

Oblivious to its cultlike ways, Luanne joins a sorority and gets Peggy in too; Hank and the boys rescue emus from death, but don't know what to do with them.

E18 28 avril 2002 22 min 4,5

My Own Private Rodeo

Hank learns that the incident estranging Dale from his cowboy father was a cover to keep him in the dark about Dad being in the closet.

E19 5 mai 2002 22 min 7,0

Sug Night

Hank is shaken after having a dream about grilling burgers...naked...with Nancy. And the situation is stirred when Peggy finds out.

E20 5 mai 2002 22 min 8,0

Dang Ol' Love

Bill is heartbroken when the beautiful jogger he's pining for falls for Boomhauer, who is in turn heartbroken himself when the jogger dumps him.

E21 12 mai 2002 22 min 8,5

Returning Japanese (1)

The Hills are off to Japan so Cotton can apologize to the widow of a soldier he killed in WWII, but something about Cotton's story doesn't quite add up.

E22 12 mai 2002 22 min 9,0

Returning Japanese (2)

Cotton runs amuck in Tokyo when rejected by his newly found Japanese son.