My heart just went pitter-patter

Maldives: Sometimes You Need to Think About Your Clitoris (1)

Jazz is shocked to discover how quickly Jack has moved on, and Ruby and Lauren lock horns

Maldives: I've told you porkies (2)

Jazz comes to a realisation after some soul-searching in the sun. Back in Chelsea, Sophie celebrates her birthday, and Tristan and Miles advise Angus to move on.

There is no line this kid won't cross

After Sam Prince's shock move on Jules, his friendship with Tristan is in tatters. Freddy has a secret. And Sophie helps Sam Vanderpump pick an engagement ring!

You had yourself some naked cuddles

Jules takes a big step with Tristan, while her feud with Ruby rages on. Jazz is ready to mingle with some single women. Ollie and Gareth try to reignite their spark. And Lauren’s gunning for Freddy...

It's supposed to sound like a nun's fart in a cemetery

I am out of everyone's league

Demon to demon, we need to have a conversation

Don't blame a clown for being a clown

Ralph Lauren on the outside, bad boy in the inside