The Fastest Cuspidor in the West

How to Succeed in Loafing Without Really Trying

Eenie Meenie Minee Schmo

Chiseler on the Roof

Much Ado About Nagging

Mother Knows Pest

Land of Bilk and Money

It Happened One Nut

What Did You Do in the Dump, Daddy?

A Gyp Off the Old Block

The Best Money a Sheriff Can Buy

Jerk Be Nimble

Better Dead Than Wed

The Christmas Spirit

The Taming of the Screw-Loose

In One Head

Freddie’s Heroes

In this WW II parody, the stars of "Hogan's Heroes" (Bob Crane and John Banner) appear as their characters of Col. Hogan and Sgt. Schultz. Red (as Freddie the Freeloader) is assigned to assist in their escape from Stalag 13. In "The Silent Spot," Red plays a bungling 19th century suitor who must meet his girlfriend's parents.

The Fortune Crookie

Absence Makes the Hate Grow Fonder

George Appleby accompanies his abusive wife, Clara (guest Eve Arden), on a southwestern vacation, but the couple splits in the process. They go their separate ways, but end up staying in the same hotel room, unbeknownst to each other. In "The Silent Spot," Red plays an old man whose bumbling attempts to run a gas station end in failure.

Sappiness Is Just a Thing Called Clem

Better Living Through Chiseling

A Bottle of Bumb

Not With My Dump You Won’t

Parlor, Bedroom & Wrath

Schnook of Araby

It’s a Treat to Beat a Cheat on the Mississippi Mud

A Bum for All Seasons

Next Time Try the Brain

Clem Kadiddlehopper meets down on his luck Loser Lumpkin (guest Tennessee Ernie Ford), a once-great champion chicken-plucker who was in the Olympics. Observing that Clem has the fingers for it, Lumpkin takes him to the Olympics to break the world chicken plucking record. In "The Silent Spot," it's the day after Christmas and Red plays a man dealing with his contentious wife, who demands he take down the tree and the decorations.

That Junk Built

Loused in Space

Once Upon a Dunce

The Nag and I